Six drinks in
- Jenny P: Aren't you excited to shoot in China next week?
- Me: Actually, no not really
- Jenny P: What? Why!
- Me: I don't like China. I'm from Taiwan--we kinda hate each other
- Jenny P: Racist!
- Me: Exactly! and also the minute I start speaking Chinese, my Taiwanese accent is super evident and they definitely treat you differently
- Jenny P: Oh, that's easy. Just pretend you don't speak Chinese at all... and fake a British accent while you're at it
- Me: Whaa?
- Jenny P: (terrible accent) ya, wot? hey slag, where's the fucking loo??
- Me: Hahahaha yeah, that's not gonna fly
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