true story

  • Barney: You have to wait three days to call a woman, that's the rule.
  • Ted: Barney, that rule is completely played out; girls know exactly what you’re doing. Hey, I got a new rule, it’s kinda crazy, but I call it “you like her, you call her.”
  • Barney: I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I don’t speak "I-never-get-laid."
  • Ted: Barney, the three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
  • Barney: Jesus.

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