February 2010
We're In Trouble... →
The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 12.2 million to...
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January 2010
Australia Ranked Worst Sinners in the World →
In a study of 35 countries most likely to commit one of the biblical seven deadly sins these were the countries that came in first in their respective categories: South Korean (lust) United States (gluttony) Mexico (greed) Iceland (sloth and pride) South Africa (wrath) Australia (envy)
I’m on a huge Scrabble kick lately (playing at least 10 game simultaneously on words) and I was reminded of this classic zefrank vid.
Women, the best freaking firewall in the world →
One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
This means that the throughput of a man’s member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875...
More Men Are Marrying Smarter Women, Except in New... →
A study released today from the Pew Research Center reveals that men are increasingly likely to marry women with better educations and higher income than they have. This is good news in that it signifies that women’s earnings have increased so that they are more on par with men’s, and that everyone is getting more comfortable with the notion of equity among the sexes. It is also kind...
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Ten Things Women Forget to Do During Sex →
1. Vocalize your enjoyment! Listening to a woman bellow in ecstasy “I’m … COOOOOOOMING!” is as good, if not better, than the sex itself.
2. … but don’t forget that other people in house/apartment nearby will hear you, especially if he is awkward about that sort of thing.
3. NO. TEETH. (What are you, eighteen? You should know that by now, really.)
4. Offering to let him come on your face...
Award Winning French Short ‘Get Out’
crushes:
Boy,
Its always been you. Its always going to be you. You’re the geek for me. I’m the geek for you.
— Girl