May 2009
“Last Words” by The Real Tuesday...
500 Days of Summer Review →
You’re going to hate this movie. and then love it. and hate it and love it some more. Just read this review. This is how you’ve ever felt about any indie romance ever.
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April 2009
I AM A ZOMBIE FILLED WITH LOVE →
Great short story. Everyone is capable of love… zombies are no exception.
true story
Barney: You have to wait three days to call a woman, that's the rule.
Ted: Barney, that rule is completely played out; girls know exactly what you’re doing. Hey, I got a new rule, it’s kinda crazy, but I call it “you like her, you call her.”
Barney: I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I don’t speak "I-never-get-laid."
Ted: Barney, the three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus.
Doogie Howser’s Diary or Random Twitter Update? →
