SNAPSHOTS: Archive

“I fear that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all...”

– David Feiberg, “The Square Root of Three”

Aug 1st

Watch

This is one of the most entertaining things I’ve watched in a long time. “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” directed by Joss Whedon. Neil Patrick Harris is awesome (and so, so gay in real life). Too bad everything Nathan Fillion stars in fails.

Aug 1st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 30th

“Why do your eyes look so sad?”

– The bride from a wedding I shot over the weekend

Jul 30th

“Sammich” by 103.5 KissFM—a much...

Jul 29th

Down With Photographers

London’s Metropolitan police has launched a new counter-terrorism PR campaign complete with anti-photography propoganda. The ad reads as such: “Thousands of people take photos every day. What if one of them seems odd?” What the fuck kind of asshattery is this? “Terrorism. If you suspect it, report it.” Gotcha. It’s my duty as a good citizen! I’ve...

Jul 28th

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Jul 28th

Mvc3?? →

If there is any shred of truth in this rumor, I will be all over this like hotcakes. Wait a sec, what are hotcakes exactly?

Jul 28th

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

Ridicule

Steve: i kinda envy you for being able to fall for a girl and be in love with them
Me: um... okay
Steve: then again after seeing the end result i'm not sure if i envy you anymore
Me: ahahaha THANKS A LOT

Jul 26th

Jul 25th

Reflecting with Run-ons

So, apparently, I’m the kind of guy who goes to an office party and rambles all night about the ex-girlfriend who he misses so dearly and bores everyone to tears until they try and get me super drunk by offering me margaritas and beers nonstop in hopes that I’ll shut up about some random girl but instead I resume full force to anyone who will give a shit and end up blabbing like crazy...

Jul 25th

Driving

Ever since I got my RSX fixed last week, I’ve been driving around like an old person. I cruise down my neighborhood and on Lake Shore Drive at around 10mph and I’ve been honked at repeatedly. I’ve become a super defensive and paranoid driver in which I feel at any given moment, a random car is going to come out of nowhere and crash into me. Because of this, I’ve driven even...

Jul 24th